That John Keith, he’s a fucking crook.

Some of you haven’t seen

Hamish Keith’s ‘the Big Picture’, and

It shows, or it used to on TVNZ 8, or

Something; but also ‘the Good Word’, with

Emily Perkins,

And ‘the Gravy’, with

Ross Liew,

But now they don’t and it shows,

Or not as the case

May-be made against that John Keith,

He’s a fucking crook!

Brad Spiers

June 2022